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15 February, 2012

Three little bears, awry Valentine, you don't know Bittman

Three little bears
they have too many oats
and they don't know what to do
"I know!", said mama bear
we'll add dried cherries and almonds too!

Scrumdiddlyumptious...

A recipe for raspberry pinwheels from 4 years ago, yields 54, ha to the ha-ha, my pan has about 25.  Wretched recipe took all morning in 30 minute chunks- so off to the recycle bin with you.  I have about a 85% failure rate when trying out new recipes.  It's not me, it's the airbrushed pictures that make you think it's possible to recreate sans playdough and shellac...

So in a huff I turned to my friend Mark Bittman (okay, so he doesn't know I'm his friend, but I'm sure he would find me adorable) and his Crunchy Granola- crazy awesome and my new go to.  I had been buying Bear Naked granola (the closest that I could find to the stuff I smuggled in from Switzerland), but no more.  This was super easy and quick.  Most granola is low and slow like BBQ, requiring an hour to an hour and a half of your oven's time and you stirring it every 15 minutes. This was 30 minutes at 350 and stirred once.  You basically throw in any of those remaining bags of nuts from recipes alongside of oats (and we have plenty of that!) and maple syrup.  Bittman is also known as "The Minimalist Chef" and writes regularly for the NY Times. 
Yep; this is world renowned, big deal chef Mark Bittman cooking  in his NY kitchen, with absolutely no counter space to speak of.  If you need something to watch while folding laundry, check out his podcasts on Itunes.  He is a very dry wit, shaken not stirred, and passionate about real food made accessible. 

06 February, 2012

The Delightful Dozen



So, as you well know by now, I am a bit of a minimalist. Mad and I went to a birthday party this weekend and came home with the requisite bag of plastic princess party favors: such is the life of a pre-schooler, and Valentine's Day is no exception. As much as possible, I like to gift things that are useful, and in the case where I don't know the person/kids well, I like to give things that are consumable. As Sara and I wandered up and down the aisles at Target this morning, I saw all the tattoos, pencils, playdoh tubs, and stickers marketed for your kids Valentines. And in actuality, it wasn't too bad, most of it was consumable, but I couldn't get over the marketing for the holiday (and therefore, excess packaging).

Last year, I thought I would surprise my mom with Krispy Kremes delivered for Valentine's Day, but I was the one surprised with Valentine's Day cards. They have this promotion that with a dozen doughnuts you get a dozen Valentine's cards that are redeemable for a doughnut each. Bingo! Valentine's for preschool forevermore. I could tell you that we freeze the doughnuts for later, but I know that you won't believe (hic!) me.







Oh, and a loooong overdue book review; "How should we then live?" by Francis Schaeffer. Written in 1976, it is surprisingly telling of our age in 2012. In the author's words,

" it is an analysis of the key moments in history which have formed our present culture, and the thinking of the people who brought those moments to pass, and is made in the hope that light may be shed upon the major characteristics of our age and that solutions may be found to the myriad of problems which face us"
Prepare for a journey from Ancient Rome to our society in a mere 260 pages, but don't get overwhelmed.   As the saying goes, "those that don't know history are doomed to repeat it", and I was really struck by how similarly we live as Rome once did-personal peace and affluence were/are paramount! Schaeffer also encourages us (remember this was written 35 years ago) to be mindful of the edited form of events shown on television. I think we are all pretty much aware of this in "reality TV", but I certainly needed to hear this reminder in regards to the news. As he states, "the physical limitations of the camera dictate that only one aspect of the total situation is given.  If the camera were aimed ten feet to the left or right, an entirely different "objective story" might come across".   He ends with a special note to Christians; encouraging all of us to lift our voices in opposition to the placing of any created thing above the Creator, as the watchman in Ezekiel 33; " if our transgressions and our sins be upon us, and we pine away in them, how should we then live?  But if the wicked turn from his wickedness, and do that which is lawful and right, he shall live thereby."